The new face of sex toys debuts this week at Fab.com.
Everyone knows that when women talk, they refer to men not by who they are, but what they do — meaning, lunchtime fodder includes all the dirty details of what the Finance Guy, the Law Student, or French Tourist did the night before.
Smile Makers, a company whose ethos is that “a smile is a woman’s best cosmetic,” picked up on this habit and added a personified twist to their new line of what they call “glee contraptions.” They’ve actually got a colorful cast of characters for every other night of the week, each designed with a different role to fill. There’s the Fireman, whose fan-like shape provides more surface area to fan the flames; the Tennis Coach, equipped with a ball-shaped fixture at its tip, is there to serve; and we’re guessing the Millionaire’s smooth, cigar-inspired shape makes you feel like a million bucks. And then there’s the perplexing Frenchman, who appears to be wearing a high, very starched collar. Like the real French, he’s difficult to understand, so what he’s going to do for you is anyone’s guess.
— Janelle Zara